tsukihime culture thread

If the World Wide Web was invented today it'd be illegal.

>>56

I wonder if her penis is small,big or medium

>>154
say sike right now

you can't win if you don't play - otamin

>>174
It was an actual quote from /a/. (Context: It was an Onii-chan wa Oshimai thread.)

I swear, y'all, I'm gonna go rogue and write a long and detailed article about how these isekai where burned-out adults get pulled into another world and continue to do their jobs to a much more appreciative clientele are a reflection of Marx's theory of alienation. According to Marx, in capitalist society, workers become alienated from their labor through a variety of forces. Saitō's client throwing a fit over 30 seconds of work represents alienation because she fails to consider the training and skill required for him to open her door and… hey, where is everyone going? This is interesting stuff and a key element to critically examining a widespread trend in popular anime!

Incredible.
There's this wonderful Japanese fetish show that perfectly encapsulates /a/'s core values, and all it took is a few insane people's factually incorrect tweets to convince you you should hate it.
It's over. The trannies won. They are literally mind controlling the majority of the population.

>>473
Retrochads always win

>>473
wat animoo?

>>486
Onii-chan wa Oshimai. Typical (but very well executed) gender bender where the otaku protagonist gets turned into a cute loli. With today's social environment people are alternately reading both trans messages and transphobic messages in it, but it really is just a fetish show.

>>487
is it better than twintail
i highly doubt it but i figure id ask

>>473
Those haven't been /a/'s core values for decades though.

>With today's social environment people are alternately reading both trans messages and transphobic messages in it

Not really though. There really isn't such a thing, and there definitely isn't such a distinction (alternatively reading gender essentialist messages and gender essentialist messages?). People trying to make such a reading aren't talking about the show, they're using the show as a prop to talk about something unrelated. Nobody who says they aren't watching something because it's tranime watches anime in the first place.
Multimedia is such a shit format though why does it exist

All anime and manga are welcome in this thread and so are webtoons/comics and even visual novels. /doll/ related series are preferred, but not required.

When posting about a series for the first time, please include the title (english, original, or both), an image, and its status (ongoing, discontinued, finished). and make sure to spoiler any spoilers too!

Please do not discuss R18/pornographic material in this thread

>>486
dragon ball super was alright.

You will never be a real mamono enthusiast. You browse furaffinity, you are active on spacebattles, you have a husbando. You are a homosexual man twisted by media and coping into a crude mockery of the demon lord’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your “community” is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish fetishes behind closed doors.

The MGE community is utterly repulsed by you. Years of browsing have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even users who “fit in” post uncanny and gross art on the improper channels. Pronouns on your bio are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a mod position in a discord server, the community will make you turn tail and bolt the second you post NTR.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself nobody knows what you got caught with, but deep inside you feel the guilt creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll leave twitter, delete your discord account, and make an alt exclusively to join the MGE server in disguise. The community will find you, pissed but relieved that they will no longer have to witness the gruesome art and embarrassing writing about footlong-dicked OCs you posted. Admins will ban you again and pin your posts so every user for the rest of eternity will know a faggot tried to post dicks on the server again. Your username will become inactive and you’ll go back to furaffinity, and all that will remain of your legacy on MGE is a bunch of very awkward erotic roleplay posts on a server fetishizing female mythical beings.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

When you hold in your shit, your sphincter is working overtime to hold back the shit being forced out by the colon's powerfully smooth muscles, kinda like the esophagus pushing food down the throat.

The purpose of a butt plug is to facilitate anal sex by loosening up your anus prior to sex, and also to sexually get you in the mood, it's supposed to coax the spinchter into staying open by forcibly holding it open.
All you would accomplish is shit squeezing around the edges.
This is also a good opportunity to point out that anal sex isn't as spontaneous as they make it seem in doujins and porn, an anal virgin getting his boicherry taken by surprise will not happen without severe organ damage.

>>588
MGE was never mentioned

I know some of you think ChatGPT produces garbage code, but for me, this is a lifechanger.

I have been faking it as a developer from the past 20 years. I have not learned DSA and all I do is copy paste code snippets and put together some spaghetti piece of shit. I'm a freelancer so there's nobody to call me out on my shit code.

I'm well-spoken and likeable so clients assume I'm an expert. I claim to know many languages when in reality, the only thing I can really do is import some shit Python libraries and glue everything together and shit on it.

I have since moved into a niche area and I make about $175/hr in a thirdworld country, which is about 20X what most people here make, and I've curated my online persona in my country's online developer community people look up to me and consider me as a legend. I'm literally the highest paid person in this community while knowing absolutely fuck all. Any opinions I post online are just some shit I regurgitate based on other people's opinions I read online.

Now ChatGPT has made my life a lot easier. It's able to produce much better garbage than than the garbage I've been writing until now. Today I go it to write C code for me, and after a few tweaks to the prompt, it actually compiled without errors or warnings. I'm thinking of forming a consultancy firm where I can train a bunch of interns to write prompts to generate code that compiles so I can put it all together and create a product.

What are you doing with ChatGPT?

The dolls are seducing me
Stop it

>>659
Start it
captcha: budge

For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.
Sin celery yours, Anonymous

>>684

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

>>684

>intensive purposes

say sike right now

stop stop STOP with that image, op. NO MORE. you're not even hiding it anymore; it's completely explicit what your intentions are. stop doing this to me–stop torturing me! you can't just DO that! a child... in a suggestive pose?? REALLY?? every time I come to this goddamb board, you fuckers... you make my loins smolder with forbidden lust for the taboo... /g/ has become the place where I turn into a mentally ill freak like the rest of you because you brainwash my cock with your stupid "cute + funny lolis". STOP NOW or I will have to take drastic action. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. you make me afraid of what is inside me... this is sick, pathological, and morally destitute. this is the abyss of hedonism that most people are too scared to face directly. IT'S UNNATURAL AND DISGUSTING!!

i'm actually crying because I hate myself because of this; I hope you know that. the moderators need to ban anyone who posts this shit.

You may have heard of the brown M&M’s story of Van Halen… I would come in backstage, and if I saw brown M&M’s, I’d trash the dressing room and threaten to cancel the show… I made it seem like it was a complete act of self-indulgent extravagance…

I already mentioned Van Halen was the first band to take huge productions into tertiary, third-level markets. We’d pull up with nine eighteen-wheeler trucks, full of gear, where the standard was three trucks, max. And there were many, many technical errors—whether it was the girders couldn’t support the weight, or the flooring would sink in…

The contract rider read like a version of the Chinese Yellow Pages because there was so much equipment and so many human beings to make it function. So just as a little test, in the technical aspect of the rider… in the middle of nowhere, was: ‘There will be no brown M&M’s in the backstage area, upon pain of forfeiture of the show, with full compensation.’

So, when I would walk backstage, if I saw a brown M&M in that bowl… well, line-check the entire production… They didn’t read the contract. Guaranteed you’d run into a problem. Sometimes it would threaten to just destroy the whole show. Something like, literally, life-threatening. And I’ll give you an example.

The folks in Pueblo, Colorado, at the university, took the contract rather kind casual… They hadn’t read the contract, and weren’t sure, really, about the weight of this production; this thing weighed like the business end of a 747.

I came backstage. I found some brown M&M’s… and promptly trashed the dressing room. Dumped the buffet, kicked a hole in the door, twelve hundred dollars’ worth of fun.

The staging sank through their floor. They didn’t bother to look at the weight requirements or anything, and this sank through their new flooring and did eighty thousand dollars’ worth of damage to the arena floor. The whole thing had to be replaced. It came out in the press that I discovered brown M&M’s and did eighty-five thousand dollars’ worth of damage to the backstage area.

In 2016 Apple took away the headphone jack. It was a shocking and appalling move that took the tech community aback.
Applefags complained about their adapters. The cost of adapters. Losing their adapters. However I would venture to say what they were missing, really, wasn't the convenience of the jack, but something deeper.
When you insert a headphone plug into a 3.5 mm headphone jack something lights up in your brain. It's a sexual impulse. There isn't anything like this in technology, except for maybe the Gamecube's ports long ago. Charger ports aren't like this; usb ports aren't like this. The 3.5 mm headphone jack reminds you of a vagina.
My basic thesis is that Applefags have been experiencing sexual frustration since 2016, due to not being able to have sex with their phones. It may be metaphorical but still. They cannot have sex with their phones, their personal, beloved devices, by inserting a plug up their rear.

She was hit by a car that ran a red light and her body was torn in half.
I'm not sure what to do, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it.

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Futanari_Frenzy commented at 2011-08-16 14:25:07 »

omg! When I saw this I instantly came.. This.. is my favorite position ever! Put that leg around my neck and make me swallow!

no. millenials do not hate reproductive sex. They were given a different trick. Millenials hate reproducing while not being 'ready'. The millenial teenager was gaslit with nightmare stories of teen pregnancy ruining their lives. To tide them over, they were given pornography and told 'this is what you should work towards'.

So they lust over hot young women intheir teens and early 20s. Nearly all porn for millenials was tainted with the teen tag. That was what they were taught. 'wait until you are financially secure, then marry a youn woman'. Then they reach their 30s and finally have the financial stability they were told to get before making babies and suddenly wanting to smash the pussy theyve been dreaming of for 2 decades is suddenly not allowed because zoomers see them as sick old freaks. Our society's demographics are completely fucked up and its on purpose.

Once again first reply, I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.

Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.

It's Over , you might as well just go post on Reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pump and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks

you know why work is so laid back in big tech companies?

because 2% of the people in tech companies are idealists that actually work 100 hour weeks to deliver value, so that the other 98% can fuck around and goof off.

I remember looking out the floor to ceiling windows of the tower office, sometime around 11:30 PM. 50th floor, one of maybe 10 people still in the building, 5 of which were probably night security.

I remember feeling so much fucking rage and contempt at humanity as I looked out of that window, seeing the entire city. a city of fucking leeches. With the insane tax rate, the only thing I got out of putting in so much work was personal pride - getting shit done, delivering value on target. Overtime getting taxed out the ass, so that all these fuckers down there can do no work, and still go home at 5 pm. I'm carrying the fucking GDP, and there is absolutely no remuneration for it.

I can understand why something like this would wanna make you jump. If your entire identity is your work, and you just keep getting punished for doing good work, it could make you feel like the entire world's insane and there's no place for you here.

She sounds like a 30-year-old community theater volunteer was told she was playing a 40-year-old Victorian aristocrat who is constantly on the verge of a nervous breakdown. And that affect was given to a character who is a 16-year-old girl in a game where everyone else, including her father, talks normally.

That's the dislike. I'm sure Summersett is a perfectly nice person and talented VA, but every decision about Zelda's English voice was wrong.

Finally got to visit that harbor specializing in Gunkan Suships that I've been curious about for a while! The premium "Shari" here is limited to 2000 Suships a year, and uses specially developed smooth aged rice, giving it extra boldness not found anywhere else. The classy atmosphere made my heart sing, too. The Gunkan Suship served had a perfect balance of vinegar, nigiri, shine, and shape, demonstrating exquisite artisanship. The owner told me, "We are introducing rich yet mellow scented EDO-FRONT red vinegar in the near future," which I'm really looking forward to. However, I was disappointed the surrounding seas were a little noisy... so, giving it 4 stars with hope for improvements in the future.